qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

(via ridinghi)

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

(via navel)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via initialninja)